5 Lessons from last night

1st lesson: Italians can’t play table soccer. They even have different rules...Players in the same row can’t pass to each other. WTF ???  According to their reasoning, passing is „too easy”.  Then how do they play ? Just like this:

2nd lesson: If you want to drink a nice beer at 3 a.m., you can’t do that. Even if you ask for it in a popular club, in one of the biggest cities of Italy. They told me „it’s too late” :D

3rd lesson: In case You are Hungarian, some Italians tend to talk about Russia with you. Ma perchéééé ?

In case You are Portuguese, they talk about Portugal. I have a feeling that each and every Italian has already been to Portugal J

4th lesson: Even though Italy has more than 60 million inhabitants, it’s still too small. Two Sicilians, from exactly the same village of that island, can meet each other at a random house party in the south part of Milan.

5th lesson: Even if you do not spend a fortune in the most expensive city of Italy, you can still get wasted... Ohh but I already knew this one :D